In the Valley

Screwing around on the internet this morning, I took the Elemental Balance Test. I’m a Valley, evidently (ironic, given that I live on a hillside).

Your result for The Elemental Balance Test…


~ 52% Water ~ 63% Wind ~ 67% Earth ~ 63% Fire ~

I have tripped into a valley

that is blue ’til you can see

Let’s see… your personality reminds me of the…

…warm Citrine that stands for abundance, protection and stability. Your colour is a dark yellow or orange.


Out of the seven chakras, the Creative Chakra, which is associated with the element of earth and represents our need to preserve and grow, seems to be predominant in you. Though this guarantees you success in your job and in managing home and family, it may result in a materialistic outlook or becoming a workaholic.

You can balance it by wearing an Amethyst; its illuminating attributes that activate the Crown Chakra help us recognise the big picture and gain a spiritual outlook on life.

A Tarot reference concerning your predominant element:

If you are a young lass or lad and still unmarried your card is the Page of Pentacles. Young women, especially married ones, identify with the Queen of Pentacles, also known as the Queen of Diamonds. If you are a young, unmarried man, you are the Knight of Pentacles, and married or “mature” males are identified with the King of Pentacles, commonly known as the King of Diamonds. Ladies and gentlemen, here is your reliable man you’ve been looking for.

These are the results you will get if you score highly on…

None of the four elements: Balance Wind: Gust Fire: Blaze Water: River Earth: Valley Wind & Fire: Thunder Wind & Water: Clouds Wind & Earth: Canyon Fire & Earth: Lava Fire & Water: Tornado Water & Earth: Trees Wind, Fire & Earth: Storm Wind, Fire & Water: Stars Wind, Water & Earth: Forest Fire, Water & Earth: Avalanche All four elements: Harmony

Take The Elemental Balance Test at HelloQuizzy


Right, okay, what about older married people?! The Aging King/Queen of Diamonds? And, oh, yes, I have all those amethysts lying around to pop on whenever I feel unbalanced. They look really good with my crown and scepter.

Pfft. I’m going back to Hell.

Author: ejfrostuk

Writer of sci-fi, urban fantasy and hard romance.

2 thoughts on “In the Valley”

  1. At least you got a respectable answer with all your amethysts and aging royalty. I got gypped on all of that. ‘You’re pretty balanced’ = ‘Your chakras are so astrologically flicted that there’s no hope for you, ha ha ha’

    Think I’ll follow you back to the depths, whenever I can find myself a decent handbasket.


    1. ‘You’re pretty balanced’ – and they didn’t recommend that you wear one gemstone of each color to keep your chakras aligned? Mmm, very short-sighted, this Quiz. Disappointing, tsk tsk.

      I have plenty of handbaskets to spare, particularly this week, so you’re welcome to one (or two or three).


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