Surfing for help with translating some English expressions into Mandarin Chinese this morning and came across this gem of a machine-translated Chinese menu. Had me chortling into my cornflakes. Until I came to the “benumbed hot vegetables fries fuck silk” and “fuck the salt (beautiful pole) duck chin,” at which point I sprayed my cornflakes all over my laptop and had to turn it off . . .
Man, what did we do before the internet?
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What did we do before the internet?
I think it was called work. But I could be wrong.
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Re: What did we do before the internet?
Work? What’s that? Oh, right, that annoying thing I have to do when I’m not writing. Yes, now I remember. 😛
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